Retarded Grandparents!!
Well this is very close to our 64 th anniversary,so to let everyone know we still have a
great sense of humor,& it can take you a long ways---------------------------------------------------------------------------.A
teacher ask the kids about their vacations,& one little boy said---We use to go to spend holidays with our grandparents,they
use to live in a big brick house,they got retarded & moved to Arizona.Now they live in a tin box & have rocks painted
green to look like grass.they run around on their bicycles& wear name tags,because they dont know who they are anymore.
They go to a building called a wrecked center,but they must have it fixed because it is
all fixed up now,& do exercises there,but they dont do them very well.There is a swimming pool too,but in it,they
jump up & down with hats on.
At their gate, there is a doll house with a little man sitting in it .He watches all
day so nobody can eacape,
Some times they sneak out.They go cruising in their golf carts.
Nobody there cooks, they just eat out & they the same thing every night--------early
birds.Some of the people cant get past the man in the doll house.The ones who do get out ,brings food back to the wrecked
center & call it pot luck.
My grandma says that grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment & says I should
work hard so I can be retarded some day too.When I earn my retardment ,I want to be the man in the doll house.Then I
will let people out so they can go visit their grandchildren. Jacque
